BRING IN FEBRUARY!

Tonight I had a very interesting Walmart experience. I went shopping for just some random groceries of bottled water down to microwavable Lean Gourmets, and came out feeling a like Miss February!
After my shopping was complete I decided to get a few staple items to celebrate the month of love.

Hayley's Valentine Items:

#1- Gone With the Wind
#2- Martinelli's Sparkling Cider
#3- A notebook for poetry and love songs

Well after getting my much all about romance items, I decided it was time to checkout. While making my way to the register this tall dark mysterious man kept passing me by, and I couldn't help to think that he was following me. A little nervous I proceeded with caution.

As I loaded up my car with my groceries and love items, a gold Chevy pulled up to where I was at. There was my Walmart stalker, and he went on to use a pick up line of "Hey you're pretty."
I wasn't sure really what to do. I really wasn't pretty at all! I was still in my sweaty gym clothes, and had zero makeup on.

He then got out of his car, and told me not to move. Wondering what his next move was, I anticipated the unknown. He then pulled out a guitar from his trunk that was missing a string, got on one knee, and started singing an original song called "Beautiful Girl".

I really didn't know how to react! I stood there in silence, too scared to flee away in my car, and shivering in the near hypothermia temperatures. The song must have lasted what seemed like a year and a half...He then finished.

After a hopefully not too obvious awkward reaction...Romance was definitely not in the air, but in my car (remember my staple items). I thanked him for the song, and hurried on my way. I will probably never see him again, but kudos to him for making a girl feel like shes in a romance, comedy, drama, and horror film all at the same time.

A "ZACHTASTIC" DAY!!!

Hot Dog King...Zach got a Hot dog with mashed potatoes, peas and carrots on it. Mine was covered in potatoe chips, lettuce, and pineapple! So yummy!
We then went to Travalga....Zach looks very pleased with himself.

Hayley after letting Zach win, so he could have something to brag about to his "man club".

Funny thing happened...Two random dogs wandered in while we were about to play, and Zach had to take them back outside. (Way to go Zach!!!)

Zach proclaiming to the world that he loves apple pie caramel apples!

This is at Utah Lake...gorgeous view!

Hayley after falling down into the snow!

So would you rather be eaten by Ants, or Lions?

I LIVE IN A NIGHTMARE!

So today my blog is nothing but a ranting and raving sessions. Imagine my hands flying through the air, exasperated looks, and lots of exaggeration.

So I have lived at my current residence for about a year and 1/2. Since moving in we have had a number of problems...I have experienced million of moths living outside the front door last August (not an exaggeration!), I was scared to sleep last winter when we had the mice problem, and when promised new carpet last Summer...I got a good old fashioned carpet cleaning.

Well tonight when I got home from the gym the Mexican Mafia, who currently reside next door, were having a brawl in their living room. Words were flying, voices were raised, even a circle around the fighters was formed, but no one was rolling with the punches. I even think some "doobie" was being puffed on the porch!

I decided that end of April I am out of here! Even a van down by the river isn't seeming that bad. I am sick of tired of having to beg people to pay their portion of the utilities, trying to find a parking spot on a street of unploughed ice, and having an oven that only has 2 burners that work!

On a lighter note here is the biggest icicle that I have ever seen. It was on my font porch, and was pretty "cool".

Okay I am done! Happy blogging!

I DID IT!!!!

So this past week I had a goal to run 25 miles, and YES I ran all 25 of them suckers! Sure it might have been at a middle aged woman pace, but dang it...I ran them all. So for this next week lets tack on 5 more miles...YUCK, but lets do it anyhow!

THE SPARKLERS!

Many moons ago, a roommate dance was made up to the well know tune of "Lonely" by Akon. We had just enjoyed a roommate trip to Applebees for appetizers and amazing specialty drinks (Charlotte I miss being your roommate!), in which after we made up this crazy dance...It definitely was dessert! I couldn't resist putting this on my blog because its so silly, so enjoy, and don't judge!! Wink!

SPRING HAS SPRUNG

So today while changing my sheets, it occured to me that I have a floral mattress! I am pretty positive that I have never had a plain mattress, and that 50% of you reading this blog currently own a mattress that has grandma flowers on it. Now I don't know who came up with the brilliant idea of a mattress covered in Gerber Daisies, but the concept is worthy of two thumbs up!

Seriously think about it...Girls every time you change your sheets there are about 12 bouquets of spring flowers a ready and a waiting. All you got to do is buy a mattress with your favorite flower, and BOOM...insta smile! It makes a chore like changing your sheets, turn into a scene from your favorite chick flick.

So today before I put my sheets on I pulled out the beloved "Love Spell" (girls what would we do without that smell), and sprayed it on that mattress where the flowers are. All I can say is my bed is a bed of roses!

Does it get any better than this lovely print?

WHAT A TRAMP

Hayley's Trampoline Facts

#1- I wish I still had a tramp in my backyard...even though I am 25.

#2- I have never been able to do a back flip or back handspring on the tramp

#3- I can however do a mean "Peanut Roll"

#4- In the 6th grade we had a huge sleepover, and it started raining so we brought the Trampoline into the garage. So much fun!

#5- In the 9th Grade, Angela Innes and I were having a sleepover on the tramp...We had a small hole in the middle of our tramp from our neighbors barn burning down. So think middle of the night, hole in between the two of us, hand all of the sudden coming out of the hole, screaming girls, run inside, look out the window, and a satisfied brother who was trying to scare us.

#6- We got our 1st tramp in the 6th grade.

#7- We would always pretend that we were breakfast burritos in our sleeping bags, and roll over each other....Sounds like fun huh!

#8- After raking up all the leaves we would do flips from the tramp into the pile.

#9- "Add on" was a favorite game to play on the tramp.

#10- So was "Ghost in the Graveyard".
#11- putting on the sprinklers underneath the tramp on a hot summers day was awesome!